Do the Dishes Every Day
I do the dishes in the flat, it is one of the things that I, and only I, do. My current modus operandi with said dishes is to let them pile until there is either no room on the worktop or no cutlery with which to eat with. No more. Everyday!
Lift Weights on a Semi Regular Basis
Back in the day when my bulk was not purely made up of chub I use to lift weights. I still have them, so to say I plan to use them on a semi regular basis should not be too difficult. Lets say I do it at least once a week to start off. If I manage that I may start doing it more. Maybe. For now - once a week!
Join a Creative Writing Workshop
Specifically the creative writing workshop Laura and Stuart “got me” for my birthday. By “got me” I mean they looked for a course, highlighted the page for the course on a prospectus and gave me half the money towards it. Now the workshop starts this month, but as after all the bills come off Michelle and I will only have £15 in the bank I can’t afford to go. However I’m sure it’ll be on again and I plan to be there when it is. Best birthday present ever!
Make a Baby
Out of papier-mâché and try to convince Michelle it’s real and that she gave birth to it. Maybe if I used one of the cats in the mould…