Thursday, March 30, 2006

Gym'll Fix It

Yes on Monday 27th March I finally got my ever growing arse in gear and finally joined a gym. Cannons Gym, to be specific, and I plan to walk down there after work at least 3 or 4 times a week to follow the workout pattern that was half worked out for me on Tuesday.

Now as ever I can read your mind. I know your thinking about the swimming debacle back in the early days of the Blogging when I would find a new excuse every week not to go swimming (as I had resolved to do on the eve of 2005) But trust me, If the £33 I’ll be paying dosen’t motivate me to get down the gym, then Michelle always got the cattle prod of disappointment at her disposal (“I thought you wanted to do this for the wedding” etc).

As I said before, only half of my schedule has been worked out, I’ve still to go through weight training on Saturday afternoon, but until then I plan to go tomorrow for a swim and do what the completed half of my programme tells me.

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In other news; the cats, as predicted, are now getting along just fine. Little Frankie want’s to go everywhere Fudge goes, but unfortunately can’t always reach. Here’s a picture of them together to show that the little kitten is now 100% less terrified of the big cat.

PS
Anyone got an EK Mail from this week? Well I’m in it being interviewed about human drug testing with an apparently, and I quote this (though suspect mockery), “smouldering” picture to accompany the piece.

Monday, March 27, 2006

Fun Time Frankie!

So we finally got a new kitten to keep Fudge company… of course Fudge hates her and the little one is terrorised (as the action shot to the right shows) but thems the breaks I guess.

Anyway I’m sure they’ll soon get along… well eventually at least. In the mean time say hello to our new tiny blue eyed kitten Frankie.


P.S
As I write this Fudge has just attacked the tiny kitten by chasing her down and battering her across the face. It’ll all work out…

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Craving

I don’t know what it was about Saturday night but I had a really good time on Saturday and since then I just want to go back out! I asked everyone if they wanted to go to the pub quiz tonight (only Stuart and Nigel said yes/maybe) and I even tried to entice David and Sparkie to going to Centre Point. Never mind the fact I would have had to go to work for 8:30 tomorrow, I HATE CENTRE POINT!

I’ve been drugged I tells ya! Drugged! This madness must end!

So anyone up for Plush on Thursday..?

Sunday, March 19, 2006

2 hours!

Whoa! 2 hours of Blogging! I haven't Blogged this hard since I worked for Multi Utilities!

Bright Lights

This time last night I was sitting with Sparkie in Crystals singing and performing actions along to the Kaiser Chiefs I Predict a Riot. It was a great night, I know it’s hard to believe but it truly was, and I was glad to be out again unlike the last few times I’ve been where I’ve not enjoyed myself as much.

Michelle and I had met Laura and an initially pale looking and subdued Stuart at the beefeater before heading down to Crystals where we met up with Kristy and Gary and bumped into Andy, Sparkie and Michelle’s brother Stephen and his fiancĂ©e Ellen. This is why I love Crystals (and oddly why a lot of folk hate it), there are always loads of people you know there.

As I mentioned, I enjoyed myself on this night more than the last few times I had been despite the fact that not a lot was different in terms of company, music or atmosphere. In fact I even had a small migraine for the majority of the night causing my head to pound whenever I stopped talking. Weirdly I never shut up all night; usually I hate to talk in the dancing because you have to shout to be heard, though shout I did, and to such an extent that my voice was broken and rasped by the end of the night. I was animated and carefree, even civil to people I don’t know, and more than one person commented that it was as if I were drunk (which, needless to say, I of course was not). I was a little like I used to be when I went out, though I didn’t dance this night (I probably would have though it never came up), and I think I know what it was.

The only thing, other than Michelle and a good story, is more often than not a quest for knowledge or the validation of knowledge which I believe to be true. At first when we got to Crystals I could feel myself slipping into my familiar surly silent and seated persona, which I adopt in Crystals the majority of the time. As I was gradually working my way into a slouch it occurred to me that something wasn’t quite right with the place. It was brighter than usual, I was sure and so after asking those around the table if they agreed with this assessment of increased visibility and getting mixed opinions I went to seek out more. My first point of call was Sparkie and Andy, who I had found earlier during a trademark wonder round, along with Jason, Big Craigy and others. Again opinions differed as to the brightness of the bar area of Crystals, but Andy in particular was adamant that the lighting was as it always was and ever had been. Needles to say: this meant war.

The first bouncer I asked stood by the doors of the side exit and I did not recognise his face. He said that the lights were sometimes dimmed. The next bouncer said that they were dimmed, the barmaid said they were never dimmed, the DJ and his mate said that they were and would be this same night. So I had the votes, 3 for Yes, 1 No and one undecided. I went back to Andy and re-laid this information to him but he was still adamant that those light would not be dimmed and was backed up by a blond girl he was talking with.

Half past Midnight was the time limit set for the lights to be dimmed and for my firm believe to be validated. As that time came and went and the bulbs still burned brightly I found myself defeated but of course did not really care. It the course of my quest for knowledge I had barley sat down and spoke and laughed with all my friends and those around me and met acquaintances barley thought of or newly acquired. I had no care of appearances or self image or expected behaviour and simply reverted into a person I thought long buried.

As I close this post I find myself wondering if in fact those lights were ever dimmed or whether it was my own point of view in previous visits which made the place seem dull.

Fudge in the Fridge

Pepsi Challenge

The other night, using the throw from our bed draped over one of our armchairs and with a cushion to prop up an opening, Michelle created a tent for Fudge. We left her to purr and sleep peacefully there for quite a while in there, at least 10 -15 minutes before we felt the urge to lunge our attention on her.

Michelle was the instigator, as she is more often than not of the attention giving/torment and commentated that within a few seconds of her hand blindly probing the inside of the makeshift tent that she felt a sharp and all too familiar nip on her hand. Fudge had bitten her hand.

Now this may seem a terrible thing and some of you may be imagining that this story has taken a turn to one of blood and tetanus shots, however you would thankfully be mistaken. A ‘bite’ from Fudge is not for want of causing harm or tasting blood but rather a simple warning born out of irritation. Her mouth and the teeth within will simply grab your hand sharply and never remotely threaten to break skin or even leave a trace that there had even been a bite at all. To put it simply Fudge’s bites exist purely due to the lack of opposable hands with which to grab (though she does slap at times), and the ‘grab’ is what Michelle’s hand was on the reviving end of underneath that tent.

After withdrawing her hand with pouted lip I then proceeded to enter my hand into the tent for reasons of pure curiosity as to whether Fudge had indeed launched her attack unprovoked as Michelle had claimed or whether it was the result of some loving jabs at the baby kittens sleeping person. My hand ventured in and just as Michelle had said I quickly felt a shift as Fudge’s head moved towards the intruder in her makeshift sanctuary. I felt the quick teeth on hand only for a second before they quickly loosened and were replaced by a cold nose and then the familiar sand paper tongue. Michelle surmised that she must have startled Fudge and that the sleepy cat had been to disoriented to recognise what had awoke her and attacked on instinct. Again our hand swapped places and sure enough the now undeniably awake Fudge sniffed Michelle’s hand and promptly bit it again. We followed this routine a few more times and met with the same results, even placing my hand on top of Michelle’s and vice versa.

It was like the Pepsi challenge and I was Pepsi. Coca-Cola was gutted.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Whiteout

Some people say they hate the snow. Maybe they even believe it but it’s not true. They hate the cold of course and they hate the slush and squelch that follows, but I can’t believe anyone who wakes up to see the blank canvas of undisturbed white can truly hate it.

All photographs taken at 7am on Sunday 12th March.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Baw Heed

Now that I've got my head shaved can you tell the diffrence?