The System

I watch a lot of television. Being honest, I watch too much television, and being really honest I watch far too much television.

At this point in time I watch all of these shows: -

24, 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica, The Big Bang Theory, Bones, Breaking Bad, Burn Notice, Californication, Chuck, The Closer, Damages, Dexter, Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, Fringe, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, House, How I Met Your Mother, The I.T. Crowd, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Life, Lost, The Mentalist, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Numb3rs, The Office (US), Psych, QI, Reaper, Samantha Who?, Saving Grace, Scrubs, Sons of Anarchy, Supernatural, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, True Blood, The Tudors, Weeds, Entourage, Friday Night Lights, Mad Men, Prison Break, Rescue Me, The Sarah Silverman Program, South Park and The Unit

Of course these shows do no all air at the one time, but still it clearly too much. This being the case I have developed a system to help we weed out those shows which I now only watch for the sake of watching whilst not really getting anything out of it.

It is a three prong system consisting of:-

• Longevity: How long have I watched it?
  
• Gratification: Do I still enjoy it?
  
• Enthusiasm: Do I want to see it as soon as I can?
  

Falling into the Longevity section would be shows that are airing their third season or higher and that I have therefore invested a significant amount of my time in. This does not mean that I will simply stop watching the shows below that threshold but instead is just a good way to get started. The shows falling into this category are: -

24, 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica, Bones, The Closer, Dexter, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, House, How I Met Your Mother, The I.T. Crowd, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Lost, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Numb3rs, The Office (US), Psych, Scrubs, Supernatural, Weeds, Entourage, Friday Night Lights, Prison Break, Rescue Me, South Park and The Unit.

From here I then apply the Gratification section of the system, this is probably the most pertinent question which the system asks as the the obvios question would be: why watch something you do not enjoy?

From here I can eliminate these shows: -

Bones, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes and The New Adventures of Old Christine.

Looking at these shows now I can see that while they made have been fresh and interesting in the inception they have since gradually become worse and worse to the point where I actually feel irritated when I watch them. Out of the four Heroes is the best example of this where the shows smart writing and cleaver plot twist have descended into a muddle of nonsensical and frequently contradictory storylines.

Now left with these shows from the longevity section: -

24, 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica, The Closer, Dexter, House, How I Met Your Mother, The I.T. Crowd, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Lost, Numb3rs, The Office (US), Psych, Scrubs, Supernatural, Weeds, Brotherhood, Entourage, Friday Night Lights, Prison Break, Rescue Me, South Park and The Unit.

I now apply the Enthusiasm query which basically asks that, despite my enjoyment of these shows, would I really miss not seeing them? The answer for the only two shows is "no" and those shows are Numb3rs and South Park.

I do enjoy the characters and storylines in Numb3rs and find South Park hilarious but, in being honest, these are shows you can dip in and out of maybe catching the odd episode every now and then.

By now applying the Gratification and Enthusiasm prongs to the shows that do not come under the longevity section I can eliminate The Mentalist, Reaper, Samantha Who?, Saving Grace, Sons of Anarchy, The Tudors and The Sarah Silverman Program. Most of these fall victim to the Enthusiasm selection in that while I do enjoy them I feel no real urgency to see them.

And so that leaves me with 24, 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica, The Big Bang Theory, Breaking Bad, Burn Notice, Californication, Chuck, The Closer, Damages, Dexter, Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, Fringe, House, How I Met Your Mother, The I.T. Crowd, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Life, Lost, The Office (US), Psych, QI, Scrubs, Supernatural, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, True Blood, Weeds, Entourage, Friday Night Lights, Mad Men, Prison Break, Rescue Me and The Unit

So that's 46 down to 32, not a bad culling all and all, especially when you consider that Battlestar Galactica, Lost, Scrubs and Weeds are scheduled to end soon and that Supernatural, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles is on the brink of cancellation. It may still seem like a lot to some but when you consider that this is the only television I watch, meaning that I do not channel surf and that when my TV is switched on it will either be a movie or one of these programs that is on it, it's really not bad at all… is it?